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Summary: Teyla walked him over to the bench near the window in the gym and sat down with him. "Why would you want me to keep you away from the others, especially Colonel Sheppard?..."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2809; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Dec 2010; Published: 01 Dec 2010

Summary: Some inept wish granters from planet What The Fuck give John and Rodney a new way to relate to each other. Crackfic inspired by Manga!!!!

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Jennifer Keller, Ronon Dex, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1739; Completed: No
Updated: 30 Nov 2010; Published: 10 Nov 2010

Summary: Rodney McKay is a U.C. Berkeley physics professor who absolutely cannot stand the new faculty hire, John Sheppard.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard
Genres: Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 20754; Completed: Yes
Updated: 16 Nov 2010; Published: 16 Nov 2010

Summary: Exactly what it says on the box.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, Character Study, Episode Related, Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 777; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Nov 2010; Published: 08 Nov 2010

Summary: John has a proposition for Rodney. A short vignette inpsired by a dirty conversation I had with my husband at a local burger joint.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 555; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Nov 2010; Published: 17 Oct 2010

Summary: Evil Dead: The Musical. Atlantis. Need I say more?

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2276; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Nov 2010; Published: 30 Oct 2010
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Summary: Cooking is just chemistry, so pie should be easy, if Rodney could just figure out what Sheppard wants.

Updated: 24 Oct 2010; Published: 24 Oct 2010

Summary: Part 4 of the Kitten Series. Rodney writes a memo about the kittens...!

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Kittens Series

Word count: 359; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Oct 2010; Published: 13 Oct 2010
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Summary: Rodney discovers unknown Ancient tech. Sheppard comes by to play with it. Chaos and general mayhem ensue.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Radek Zelenka
Genres: Character Study, Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6592; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Oct 2010; Published: 15 Sep 2010

Summary: "You know you're actually suppose to brush your teeth twice a day and get your teeth professional cleaned twice a year? Unless there's a planet of dentists out there, we're going to be out of luck for the professional cleaning. I already tried to get Woosley to sign off on yearly dentist visits, but I guess tooth decay isn't something he's interested in fighting."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 678; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Oct 2010; Published: 06 Oct 2010
Fear by MASH4077 [G]
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Summary: A short story with Ronon

Categories: General
Characters: Ronon Dex
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 224; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Sep 2010; Published: 17 Sep 2010

Summary: McKay made a fatal mistake - and now he is responsible for a bunch of young animals.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drama, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 8118; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Sep 2010; Published: 12 Sep 2010

Summary: Written for LJ's otl fest in honor of the great Doctor Elizabeth Weir. Prompt 36: Five times John saw Elizabeth topless. Pretty self-explanatory.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard
Genres: Humour, Pre-relationship
Warnings: None
Chapters: 5 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1827; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Sep 2010; Published: 10 Sep 2010
Sweet by oceania [NC-17]
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Summary: Rodney and John babysit Madison, and discover they're sweet on each other.

Written for the LJ McShep_Match Team Play
Prompt: Trick or Treat

Special thanks to my beta and friend campylobacter who went far above the call of duty on this one!

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: Challenge, First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4612; Completed: Yes
Updated: 11 Sep 2010; Published: 08 Sep 2010

Summary: It all started with a pill.

Categories: General
Characters: Jennifer Keller, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Humour, Romance, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 2 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1151; Completed: No
Updated: 11 Sep 2010; Published: 25 Feb 2010
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Summary: Five times Rodney said, "I'm the stupidest man in two galaxies."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 972; Completed: Yes
Updated: 29 Aug 2010; Published: 23 Aug 2010
Beer Pong by ChocoQueen [NC-17]
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Summary: John gets Rodney to play beer pong with him and they both get drunk...

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Friendship, Humour, PWP - Plot, What Plot?, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1939; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Aug 2010; Published: 27 Jul 2010

Summary: Oops! Someone's pregnant! Parody/the cliché every Harlequin book has...

Categories: Slash Pairings > Beckett/McKay
Characters: Carson Beckett, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 639; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Aug 2010; Published: 01 Aug 2010

Summary: Love is not easy, especially when you're five.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2866; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jul 2010; Published: 22 Jul 2010
The Ugly Duckling by Syl [PG-13]
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Summary: Dr. Lindsey Novak needed a date for her sister's wedding. She got more than she bargained for.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Other
Characters: John Sheppard, Other
Genres: First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4508; Completed: Yes
Updated: 24 Jul 2010; Published: 21 Jul 2010