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Summary: Rodney is not impressed when he finds some new fan fiction on the Atlantis server.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 635; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 May 2013; Published: 05 Mar 2013

Summary: Dr McKay in Stockholm (city of the Nobel prizes). Sometime in the future.

Categories: General
Characters: Jennifer Keller, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 385; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 May 2013; Published: 11 Mar 2013

Summary: Rodney has been spending too much time in his lab, so Elizabeth disappears. Also, Zelenka tries to have a day off. Sequel to Pillow Talk.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Weir
Characters: Carson Beckett, Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Original Character, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour, Romance, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4453; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 May 2013; Published: 07 May 2013

Summary: Elizabeth is cross-eyed from too much paperwork, Teyla has gate-lag, Sheppard can't sleep, McKay has been 'working', and Ronon can't lie. Or, an impromptu team-dinner at midnight to keep a friend company.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1232; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Feb 2013; Published: 15 Feb 2013
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Summary: His other pro-tolerance bumper sticker is also condescending.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 100; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Jan 2013; Published: 12 Jan 2013

Summary: Through a series of mishaps, John and the daughter he didn't know he had are reunited. And it changes everything.

Updated: 09 Dec 2012; Published: 27 Oct 2008

Summary: John makes a fumbling attempt to correspond with Jeannie about her brother, and starts an email volley that intensifies with every missive.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, Character Study, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash
Warnings: None
Chapters: 4 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7801; Completed: No
Updated: 16 Nov 2012; Published: 25 Jan 2008
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Summary: Carson returned from the tiny airplane toilet to find Laura fast asleep in her seat. Hardly surprising. They were certainly clocking up the air miles lately!

Sun, sea, sand and ... awkward family moments! Following on from (Scottish Theme Night) Laura and Carson are making the most of their extended vacation. Now all he needs is a way to pop a life-changing question to his girlfriend.

(Fizzy Spaceships is the fifth and final instalment in my Laura & Carson Series.) Spoilers - tiny, essential reference to S2 Duet.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Beckett/Other
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Original Character, Other
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3167; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 Oct 2012; Published: 16 Sep 2012

Summary: Ali Baba with SGA people! Seriously! Rodney stars as Ali Baba and John is his Morgana. There is a character death, but it's in line with the original story and anyway, she totally deserves it!

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: Character death
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 7768; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Oct 2012; Published: 06 Oct 2012
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Summary: John looked over his shoulder at him from his perch on the second-highest rung of the balcony. He grinned. "Watch this."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, John Sheppard, Richard Woolsey, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Angst, Challenge, Drama, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 9676; Completed: Yes
Updated: 13 Sep 2012; Published: 12 Sep 2012
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Summary: Rodney steals Elizabeth's pillows with interesting consequences.

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Pre-relationship, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 5207; Completed: Yes
Updated: 02 Sep 2012; Published: 21 Aug 2012

Summary: A silly little piece with McKay I just had to write.

Categories: General
Characters: Original Character, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 450; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Aug 2012; Published: 13 Aug 2012

Summary: Some of the things the Atlantis personnell hid in Col. Carter's luggage before she was sent back to Earth in season 5.

Categories: General
Characters: Samantha Carter
Genres: Challenge, Episode Related, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 196; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Aug 2012; Published: 29 Jul 2012

Summary: Between-chapters smut for another author's story. Written with permission. Jennifer shows her enthusiam at the prospect of becoming Mrs. Rodney McKay

Categories: Ship Pairings > Keller/McKay, Ship Pairings > Teyla Emmagan/Other
Characters: Jennifer Keller, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2183; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Jul 2012; Published: 29 Jun 2012
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Summary: Rodney and Jennifer's relationship is threatened by a matter of size. Not what you think.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Keller/McKay
Characters: Jennifer Keller, Richard Woolsey, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, First Time, Humour, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 2830; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Jul 2012; Published: 29 Jun 2012
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Summary: Elizabeth stopped opening the emails after the tenth one appeared... Set before and after "Echoes".

Categories: Ship Pairings > McKay/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Rodney McKay
Genres: Episode Related, Humour, Romance
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1311; Completed: Yes
Updated: 12 Jul 2012; Published: 30 May 2012

Summary: Doctor Jean McKay-Carter-Mitchell (or just McKay) was stepping through the Stargate for the one hundred and twelfth time – she'd learned the good form to count every journey from her step-father, much to her mother's dismay – and yet, her body was wracked with nerves. Her hands shook slightly as she clung to her P-90 and her heart was beating faster than it's normally controlled pace.

Jean is on her way to the Pegasus Galaxy, to the City of the Ancients, where the expedition has been cut off for the last two decades. Not a single outsider has set foot inside her walls in a lifetime, and though Jean's been told time and time again by her father, Doctor Rodney McKay, that it is the most spectacular place that you will ever visit, she is having trouble believing it.

Once Jean arrives, she finds a new friendship with Cilia Sheppard, daughter of an esteemed General, and a new love interest in a one Valour Dex, son of the Satedan warrior Ronon. But all is not well and good for the members of the Atlantis expedition; there is a lack of military presence that is both dangerous and a waste of the precious gifts that the City could bestow upon them, and the military commander that Jean knows to be fit for the job refuses to come back because he has left dark demons behind.

These are but the first hurdles that the expedition will face, and what is in store will change the lives of both the original expedition members and their families.

Updated: 12 Jul 2012; Published: 12 Jun 2012

Summary: Doctor Jean McKay-Carter-Mitchell (or just McKay) was stepping through the Stargate for the one hundred and twelfth time – she'd learned the good form to count every journey from her step-father, much to her mother's dismay – and yet, her body was wracked with nerves. Her hands shook slightly as she clung to her P-90 and her heart was beating faster than it's normally controlled pace.

Jean is on her way to the Pegasus Galaxy, to the City of the Ancients, where the expedition has been cut off for the last two decades. Not a single outsider has set foot inside her walls in a lifetime, and though Jean's been told time and time again by her father, Doctor Rodney McKay, that it is the most spectacular place that you will ever visit, she is having trouble believing it.

Once Jean arrives, she finds a new friendship with Cilia Sheppard, daughter of an esteemed General, and a new love interest in a one Valour Dex, son of the Satedan warrior Ronon. But all is not well and good for the members of the Atlantis expedition; there is a lack of military presence that is both dangerous and a waste of the precious gifts that the City could bestow upon them, and the military commander that Jean knows to be fit for the job refuses to come back because he has left dark demons behind.

These are but the first hurdles that the expedition will face, and what is in store will change the lives of both the original expedition members and their families.

Updated: 12 Jul 2012; Published: 12 Jun 2012

Summary: Just what the title says. Written for the sga_saturday LJ community. The prompt was planet. Warnings for language.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Friendship, Humour, Hurt Comfort
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 3991; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Jul 2012; Published: 08 Jul 2012

Summary: Sometimes the radios don't work.

Categories: Ship Pairings > Sheppard/Weir
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Kate Heightmeyer, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Established Relationship, Friendship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 467; Completed: Yes
Updated: 21 May 2012; Published: 21 May 2012