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Summary: Rodney just wants to relax.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 614; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Mar 2011; Published: 05 Mar 2011

Summary: Rodney rants. John's in love. And there's mud. Lots of it.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Team
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 254; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Mar 2011; Published: 05 Mar 2011
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Summary: An extract from 'The Diary of an Extraordinary Engineer (English Translation)' by Dr Radek Zelenka

Categories: General
Characters: Radek Zelenka
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 486; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Feb 2011; Published: 23 Feb 2011

Summary: What if the stargate program was declassified?

Categories: General
Characters: Other
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 187; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Feb 2011; Published: 23 Feb 2011
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Summary: "Parrish has FINALLY picked his solider." Miller replied distractedly, as if by way of explanation as she turned to watch the show as one of Carson's orderlies walked by, wielding a mop like a firearm and muttering darkly as she poked cautiously at the muddy trail, as though the green-tinged muck might be partially sentient or possibly even combustible.

Categories: Slash Pairings > Lorne/Other, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: First Time, Humour, Pre-slash, PWP - Plot, What Plot?
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 6413; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2011; Published: 14 Feb 2011

Summary: No seriously, five headlines that have absolutely nothing to do with Ronon Dex and John Sheppard having sex.

Categories: Bitextual, Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan, Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4434; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2011; Published: 08 Feb 2011

Summary: Sam is comming to Atlantis, this is how she was welcomed.

Categories: General, Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter
Genres: Drabble, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 386; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2011; Published: 09 Feb 2011

Summary: Rodney McKay just went through a horrible break-up and wants nothing to do with women for awhile; he doesn't even want to look at them. Needing a little time to himself, and an opportunity to work on a side project with no distractions, he books a vacation at an all male resort. It will be easy to politely (or not so politely) brush off any guy who hits on him. Women do it to Rodney all the time; how hard could it be? In comes John Sheppard, the handsome bartender with his gravity-defying hair and his charming smile. The attraction to John is confusing to Rodney at first, because he always thought of himself as straight.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 12143; Completed: Yes
Updated: 07 Feb 2011; Published: 07 Feb 2011

Summary: Jack and a seven-year-old Daniel go to Atlantis to escape from the N.I.D. who wants the Ancient knowledge in his mind.

Updated: 03 Feb 2011; Published: 14 Jan 2011
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Summary: It turns out that John and Rodney are already married. No, really. Sam probably shouldn't be that surprised.

Categories: General
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Samantha Carter, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: Friendship, Humour, Pre-slash, Series, Team, Vignette
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: The Matrimony Complex

Word count: 709; Completed: Yes
Updated: 03 Feb 2011; Published: 09 Jan 2011
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Summary: Why Carson Beckett is wearing a Scottish patch - and not a British one.

Categories: General
Characters: Carson Beckett
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 331; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jan 2011; Published: 17 Dec 2010

Summary: "Elizabeth," he said, aggrieved.  "She calls me.  At my house.  When I refused to answer her questions, she hacked my Tivo and erased all my backlogged Simpsons episodes.  She snuck off-world once disguised as an adolescent Jaffa.  With her around, it's impossible to keep any kind of secret.  Frankly, she's a menace." SGA/Veronica Mars crossover.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, Jack O'Neill
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1987; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jan 2011; Published: 30 Dec 2010
Care Package by oceania [NC-17]
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Summary: After the events of Miller's Crossing, Rodney seeks clarifcation about Jeannie's "You're no John Sheppard" remark. John explains "who's" been lying to him. Written for the 2010 Secret Santa Exchange for lilyleia78.

Updated: 05 Jan 2011; Published: 02 Jan 2011
Blue by MASH4077 [PG]
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Summary: A SGA/Avatar crossover. Not.

Categories: General
Characters: Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex
Genres: Drama, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 216; Completed: Yes
Updated: 05 Jan 2011; Published: 17 Dec 2010
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Summary: : Lorne really wasn't the last to know. Set in the Screen Savor 'verse, a missing scene in Remember When, chronologically after Mind The Gap.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Screen Savor

Word count: 254; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Jan 2011; Published: 04 Jan 2011

Summary: Yeah, looks like that lightning's back.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: None
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Movie night

Word count: 485; Completed: Yes
Updated: 20 Dec 2010; Published: 20 Dec 2010

Summary: Rodney's adopting a cat.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 923; Completed: Yes
Updated: 17 Dec 2010; Published: 17 Dec 2010
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Summary: John's in trouble - again.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 433; Completed: Yes
Updated: 15 Dec 2010; Published: 15 Dec 2010

Summary: Rodney accidentally turns himself into a sheep after playing with a mysterious Ancient device. Sheppard takes it upon himself to help Rodney.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 4222; Completed: Yes
Updated: 08 Dec 2010; Published: 23 Nov 2010
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Summary: John touches something that he shouldn't.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Established Relationship, Humour
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 1046; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Dec 2010; Published: 01 Dec 2010