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Scruffy AI by lavvyan [ - ]
Series Summary:(Taken from the original story post in Lavvyan's Live Journal.)

If you ever wanted to know how my mind works:

There's new spam in my inbox, with the intriguing subject line of "Male Enhancement".

Which leads to me wondering how the human male, in general, would be enhanced.

Which leads to imagined conversations such as, "Now, my new boyfriend is an SX-7. He does the laundry and the dishes, and he never comes first." - "Oh, I'm so envious! I only have a GL. He can't even cook. *deep sigh*"

Which leads to brief flashbacks to the two volumes of Yuu Watase's Zettai Kareshi! I actually read, and to just about every John-is-a-hooker fic out there.

Which naturally leads to this:



Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters:John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Challenges: None
Parent Series: None
Stories: 7
Open Series: No


Summary: Rodney got his new SX-7 two weeks after he'd ordered it. Him. It. Whatever.

In which John is an android.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Humour, Hurt Comfort, Romance
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 9 [Table of Contents]
Series: Scruffy AI

Word count: 9959; Completed: Yes
Updated: 19 Feb 2010; Published: 22 Oct 2007

Summary: Rodney got his new SX-7 two weeks after he'd ordered it. Him. It. Whatever.

In which John is a human.

Updated: 05 Mar 2010; Published: 07 Nov 2007

Summary: "I think it's time you told me why the bloody hell you have Lee and Zelenka's missing SX-7 on your bed."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Carson Beckett, Jack O'Neill, John Sheppard, Other, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay
Genres: Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, First Time, Hurt Comfort, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Scruffy AI

Word count: 46266; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Dec 2007; Published: 04 Dec 2007

Summary: "You want me to babysit your robots?" (A Companion story to Male Enhancement - The Soul and the Company Store Remix.)

Categories: General
Characters: Cameron Mitchell, John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Other, Radek Zelenka
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Friendship, Series
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: Scruffy AI

Word count: 18025; Completed: Yes
Updated: 04 Jan 2008; Published: 04 Jan 2008
Another Day Older by Leah [NC-17]
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Summary: "You do realize you just outed yourself as a virgin, right?" (Sequel to Muscle and Blood and Skin and Bones.)

Updated: 08 Mar 2008; Published: 08 Mar 2008
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Summary: "I don't know if this matters, but wherever he's from, they had no intention of making him human."

Updated: 20 Feb 2009; Published: 20 Feb 2009
Born on a Morning by Leah [PG-13]
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Summary: "I created that virus, Sheppard! Just like I reprogrammed the incubator! And both times I fucked up beyond all redemption and other people suffered for it! Are suffering for it! And I can't fix it. I don't know how. I can't."

Updated: 14 Jul 2009; Published: 14 Jul 2009