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No seriously, five headlines that have absolutely nothing to do with Ronon Dex and John Sheppard having sex.

Categories: Bitextual, Ship Pairings > McKay/Teyla Emmagan, Slash Pairings > Ronon Dex/Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Humour
Warnings: None
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1; Completed: Yes
Word count: 4434
Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 19 Feb 2011

1. Chapter 1 by Leanne [ - ] (4434 words)
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Alex bribed me to tidy this up and stop it cluttering up my hard drive. It was a challenge a long time ago which I didn't complete in time and have forgotten where it came from. Sorry challenge people. In case anyone recognizes it, this was challenge.

Ronon's a star NBA player and John's the hustler he picks up in a club one night. Ronon's agent, Rodney, throws a fit and insists that Ronon date pop star Teyla because "basketball isn't ice skating and anyway America really doesn't like queer sports stars." Wacky hijinks ensue when Rodney falls for Teyla, and Ronon and John prove to be terrible at being discreet. Feel free to go to the OT4 place or to keep it Ronon/John and Rodney/Teyla.
Published: 08 Feb 2011 Updated: 08 Feb 2011