"You know what? Yesterday--if it was just yesterday, and not, say, six months ago--I was watching my partner kick yet another door in and I was thinking that the only things I had to worry about were Steve getting us killed, Grace's eventual dating, and if I was ever going to find an apartment that wasn't infested with cockroaches, black mold or ghosts of old ladies in funny hats. And now, suddenly, I find out that the entire fucking universe is a giant terrarium project populated with aliens that want to kill us. And you two, apparently, live in another galaxy and don't seem to think there's anything weird about that. Does that sum up the situation here? Or did I miss something?"
Characters: John Sheppard, Major Lorne, Original Character, Other, Rodney McKay, Vala Mal Doran
Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU - Alternate Universe, Challenge, Drama, Episode Related, Established Relationship, Friendship, Hurt Comfort, Pre-slash, Series
Warnings: Adult themes
Chapters: 1; Completed: Yes
Word count: 57899