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Rodney waved a hand. "It's displacement," he said dismissively. "We're displacing our anxiety about being trapped in the middle of another galaxy with life-sucking aliens bent on killing us all."

"So instead of worrying about certain death, we're obsessing over the size of another man's penis." John considered. "Seems healthy enough to me."

"I thought so."

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard, Slash Pairings > Sheppard/Zelenka, Slash Pairings > Zelenka/other
Characters: John Sheppard, Radek Zelenka, Rodney McKay, Ronon Dex, Teyla Emmagan
Genres: First Time, Humour
Warnings: Adult themes
Challenges: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1; Completed: Yes
Word count: 4185
Published: 28 Sep 2013 Updated: 12 Oct 2013

1. Displacement by Dorothy Marley [ - ] (4185 words)
This is really, really old story that I'm just getting around to polishing and posting. It's so old that, at the time I first wrote this, Rodney's relationship with Katie Brown hadn't yet been established as previously ongoing. This will, therefore, have be considered a Rodney/Katie-less AU.

Many thanks to ex-kisa-haw and kimberlyfdr for their beta notes. It's been so long that you probably forgot you even read this, but your comments were invaluable. Also thanks to everyone who read this in its original form on Livejournal several years ago and gave your encouragement.
Published: 28 Sep 2013 Updated: 28 Sep 2013