Penname: Mchad [Contact]
Real name: Member Since: 12 Jun 2008
Membership status: Member
About Me:
I'm 20 years old and I'm a born procrastinator, I tend read more than I watch TV. Beware that when you start my fics it may be weeks to months before I get out the next update, I write whenever the mood strikes me really.

PLEASE HELP!!! Looking for a fic I found sometime in the last few years. It's a McShep where the city seperates out those with the ATA gene and sends everyone without at peat the dormant version back to earth. Please tell me the title if you recognize it. If it's been taken down let me know that too

Fav shows

-Lost World
-Stargate: Atlantis

Fav books

-Ella Enchanted
-Violet Eyes
-Silver Eyes
-Harry Potter
-Earth's Children Series
My current all time favorite ship is Mcshep

Fav. Quotes:
-Story Quotes
"What did he touch?" John asked.

"Does it matter?" Rodney griped. "I was relatively certain I told him not to touch anything. I was even fairly certain I said it in English." As Rodney inched back to the grounding station, his eyes flitted to Radek. "Did I say it in English?" He gingerly touched the metal there to determine its heat.

"Oh, yes," Radek assured him. "You always say in English." From 'Loving Rodney' by Lady Ra

'"You seem to know an awful lot about this sensitivity thing," John said suspiciously.

"Are you implying that I'm sensitive?"

"No, I'm implying that you're gay."

"Oh. Well. That's--somewhat better."' from "A Renaissance Man" by bibliotech

'Carson was currently staring at a scientist in the manner one stares at a madman. It was a look the scientist's got a lot.

Suddenly Carson burst, loud, squeaky and completely confused: "What the hell's wrong with ye?!" The scientist grinned ruefully and shrugged, murmuring something back. Carson's face, if anything, got redder. "An experiment? I don't care if you coulda gotten a Nobel for it, man. What on Earth made you stick the fruit up there? It's acidic; it causes *lesions*, lad! *Lesions*!"' from 'So Much Better' by ikswo

'John gropes for a weapon that isn't there, sees Rodney do the same and come up empty, and the unconscious Marines and their guns are too far away, and the rumbling is growing closer, and he's read about this, that thing glowing in Athena's palm, has read that it hurts--

And that's when the Swedish women's hockey team come surging up the corridor and bear the bitch to the ground.

Some of them are still in full gear except for their skates. It probably hurts a lot' from "Now The People Will Know We Were Here, or: Everything I Know, I Learned From Heritage Minutes" by Chandri MacLeod

-Non story quotes
'If we must die--let it not be like hogs
Hunted and penned in an inglorious spot,
While round us bark the mad and hungry dogs,
Making their mock at our accursed lot.
If we must die--oh, let us nobly die,
So that our precious blood may not be shed
In vain; then even the monsters we defy
Shall be constrained to honor us though dead!
Oh, Kinsmen! We must meet the common foe;
Though far outnumbered, let us show us brave,
And for their thousand blows deal one deathblow!
What though before us lies the open grave?
Like men we'll face the murderous, cowardly pack,
Pressed to the wall, dying, but fighting back!' 'If We Must Die' by Claude McKay

"DO NOT APPROACH DRAGON, for he thinks you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -Anonymous

One SONG can spark a moment
One FLOWER can wake the dream
One TREE can start a forest
One BIRD can herald spring
One SMILE begins a friendship
One HANDCLASP lifts a soul
One STAR can guide a ship at sea
One WORD can frame the goal
One VOTE can change a nation
One SUNBEAM lights a room
One CANDLE wipes out darkness
One LAUGH will conquer gloom
One STEP must start each journey
One WORD must start a prayer
One HOPE will raise our spirits
One TOUCH can show you care
One VOICE can speak with wisdom
One HEART can know what is true
One LIFE can make a difference.'-Author unknown

"To err is human, to really screw things up requires a computer" - Anonymous

where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why Doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"?
Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food?
Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?’ from the profile of Nocturnal Princess

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)’ from the profile of Nocturna

'I disagree with all he says but I'll defend to death his right to say it.' by Voltaire

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams

"I have not failed. I have just found 10,000 ways that do not work" -- Thomas Edison

Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum - Screw you and the horse you rode in on. - Anonymous

'Smile in the face of adversity - and adversity will probably think you’re taking the piss and beat the crap out of you.' from the profile of 'Talkin’ of Normality '

'There are very few problems that can’t be resolved with an order ending with ‘or I’ll shoot’.'from the profile of 'Talkin’ of Normality

'History is the sum total of things that might have been avoided.' from the profile of 'Alaranth-88'

"If you love someone set them free. If they come home, set them on fire" -George Carlin

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."-Mark Twain

"Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards."- Robert Heinlein

"Everything in this room, everything you see is eatable. Even I myself am eatable--except that is called cannabalism, children, and it is frowned upon in most societies." Johnny Depp (as Willy Wonka), Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad." -- Norm Papernick

'Take your dying with some seriousness, however. Laughing on the way to your execution is not generally understood by less-advanced life-forms, and they'll call you crazy'. -- Messiah's Handbook: Reminders for the Advanced Soul

"Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain." -- Lily Tomlin

"Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you."
- Carl Gustav Jung (1875-1961)

' Why be disagreeable, when with a little effort you can be impossible?'--Douglas Woodruff

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them nearly as much."Oscar Wilde

"I have opinions of my own- strong opinions- but I don't always agree with them." -George Bush (doesn't it just make you all warm and fuzzy knowing this man runs our country)

"Life is Pain, anyone who says different is selling something." ~The Dread Pirate Roberts from 'The Princess Bride'

'War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.'- ananomous

"Let us all be thankful that nuclear war was avoided or we all would have been cremated equal." from the profile of 'Neo-Kitty'

'All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
From the ashes a fire shall be woken,
A light from the shadows shall spring;
Renewed shall be blade that was broken:
The crownless again shall be king.' Bilbo on Aragorn, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. (Book)

"When life hands you lemons, make grape juice and then let the world wonder how you did it" from the profile of 'Pirotess'

"Friends are those who bail you out of jail. BEST friends are those that are sitting next to you saying, 'Damn! That was fun!'"' from the profile of 'Sea Chelle

"As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars and the moon, I thought to myself, 'Where the hell is my ceiling?'" from the profile of ' Silver pup

"He's a couple all by himself!" from the profile of ' Silver pup

"Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again." from the profile of ' Silver pup

The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his." from the profile of ' Silver pup

"Lately, I've been thinkin' about whose in charge
'bout Who they Are
And are they looking down and laughing hard" From a song by Bare Naked Ladies

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Mchad

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoyingTrix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile

If you have ran striaght into a window that you thought was an open door copy this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you are a smart blonde, post this in your profile and add your name: Ga Nat Nat, Evil Older Sister, Mchad

You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn’t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
'If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.'

'I can picture in my minds eye a world without war, a world without hate, and I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it-...'
-Jack Handy

'I believe everybody in the world should have guns. Citizens should have bazookas and rocket launchers too. I believe that all citizens should have their weapons of choice. However, I also believe that only I should have ammunition. Because frankly, I wouldn't trust the rest of the goobers with anything more dangerous than string.'
- Scott Adams

I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"

-Not Mine
Child Abuse
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack Mummy
I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day,
I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

THREE things to ponder:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can
track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. However, they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens who are wandering around our country... Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, and it has worked for over 200 years, ...
and we're not using it anymore.

The Ten Commandments
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery', and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a
hostile work environment .

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Stories by Mchad
Helia by Mchad [PG]
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Summary: Jsut a little tag to The Return Part 1. Why Helia thought the city was her I don't know. This one has nothing to do with my series, just so you know.

Categories: General
Characters: Elizabeth Weir, John Sheppard, Other, Rodney McKay
Genres: None
Warnings: None
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: None

Word count: 722; Completed: Yes
Updated: 23 Feb 2013; Published: 06 Feb 2013
My Baby Boy by Mchad [PG-13]
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Summary: John Sheppard is not the favorite of Atlantis, but it's not like anyone else knows that. Slash so mild that it is barely there and even that is probably all in my head.

Categories: Slash Pairings > McKay/Sheppard
Characters: Other
Genres: AU - Alternate Universe, Character Study, Episode Related
Warnings: None
Challenges: My Baby Boy
Chapters: 1 [Table of Contents]
Series: My Baby Boy

Word count: 667; Completed: Yes
Updated: 01 Jan 2009; Published: 01 Jan 2009